RP with Kage the Dark Kitsune

Saike: shit you look cool

Kage: The Way of Shadow is a path to many fashion options some would consider to be... cool.

Saike: nice

Red Ghost: …

Kage: Ha! A ghost, scared! Imagine that. *Waves Kurayami menacingly at him*

Red Ghost: OOHH!! SHIVER MY CRIMSON TIMBERSSSS!!!

Roswald: :>

Kage: What does :> mean? It can't mean anything good.

Roswald: "It means someone is about to get pranked!"

Kage: *Uses a Shadow Shield to block the prank* Now who has the last laugh?

Roswald: "Aw. Anyways, wanna go blow up an orphanage?"

Kage: >:-)

Roswald: >:)

X: hey you look strong

Kage: I am indeed. But YOU! You are a fire being! The worst enemy of shadow...

X; but chaos, you told me shadow people and flame people for along

Chaos: they did......500000 eons ago at least

Kage: Well, unfortunately for you... *Pulls out Kurayami* it's not 500,000 eons ago anymore.

X: oh good, a fight

Kage: *Chuckling* After this fight, you definitely won't try such a foolish pastime again.
*Stabs him in the you-know-where*

*metal crunching noise*

Kage: A jockstrap? SERIOUSLY?

X: uh no

Kage: ROBOT

X: no

Marie: Hey! Wanna start an imperial war!

Kage: If it involves terrorizing Vulpos, I'm all for it!
But my question is: are you willing to help me bring about the Endarkenment?