POV: She pulled a VERY dangerous prank on your OC

Amber: *drenched in paint*

Roswald: >:3

Amber: -_-

Roswald: "APRIL FOOLS MF!!!"

Blook: *bandaging his eye*

Roswald: "Womp womp."

Blook: "You know what, I feel like killing people today."
*He turns the heat index up to 101105*

Roswald: "SO DO I!"

*Shoots a gun*

*He grabs the bullet and eats it*

Matt: *on fire*

Roswald: "HAHA!"

Matt: today is not my day.

Roswald: "But it’s my day. I AM THE GOD OF PRANKS!!! HEHEHE."

Matt: *dowses himself in water*

Roswald: "I’d light you on fire again but I forgot where the gasoline is."

Matt: Heres a prank for you!

Roswald: "?"

Matt: *ares mode*

Roswald: "Fu-"

(You get to decide the prank btw!)

Atlas: *knocked out*

Roswald: "I-is this a prank? Cuz that’s my thing!"

Atlas, behind her: no, ive come back from the dead to kill you

Roswald: "I’ve uh… got somewhere to be so… BYE!!"

*Sonic X theme starts playing*

Atlas: *laughs to herself, and she walks over to "her body"*

Roswald: "Now I gotta hide the body…"

Atlas: *starts bleeding*

Roswald: "Oh no…

ANYWAYS-"

*drags the body to an alleyway*

*when she grabs her, beetles scamper up her arm*

Roswald: "Hm."

*atlas jolts awake with red glowing eyes screaming*

Roswald: "Oh hi-"

*writhing around*

Roswald: "…"

*a hand is placed on her shoulder*

Impulse: Ay, kid, I’m supposed to be the impulsive person!

Roswald: "It’s just a prank bro chill."

Impulse: Just a prank?? JUST A PRANK?? What would happen if you killed a bunch of people in this crowded area? Face the consequences of your actions *gestures to various wrecked stores* You may not have taken any lives, but you sure as hell ruined them (possible projecting from Impulse????). Stupid bratty little shit.

Roswald: "And?"

Impulse: Wow.

Guess you really don't care

Guess *summons sickles again* I'll really have a murder on my mind tonight..

Roswald: "I’m too young to die!"

Impulse: And you're too pathetic to live. Sorry kid. *non-canon kills her*

(“Non canon kills” lmao)

*Dies non-canonically*

Impulse: H-hey kid! You're awake! *hugs her* I thought we lost you there.. I guess I hit you a bit hard and your mushy brain hit the side of your skull.

Roswald: "…What?"

Impulse: Man that scared me.. *begins crying* I almost killed a kid.. I'm sorry.. just.. *sniff* Don't bomb a town again, please.. I.. don't know what I'd do if you died right there.. C'mon, let's take you to the hospital.. (can we make this interaction canon? I love it too much)

(btw he picks her up like a baby)

(Let's say he knocked her out earlier with the bonk, so now she wakes up)

(Oki!)

(Wow I got really dark-)

(Yeah lol)

(Yeah sure!)

Roswald: ._.

Roswald: "Womp womp, too bad."

Impulse: Hmm, the therapist says it's time you learn some respect. *summons two sickles* You're not the only menace here. Normally I don't condone violence but clearly you won't learn otherwise. Time to give you a lobotomy.

Roswald: "WAITWAITWAITWAIT-"

Impulse: No. Clearly nobody was able to teach you. So now you'll have to learn the hard way. *slashes, aiming for somewhere not fatal*

Roswald: *Braces for impact*

Impulse: STOP. THROWING. BOMBS. AT. STRANGERS!!! *bonks her head with the flat part, but hard enough that she falls backward*

Stupid brat.

Roswald: "Owww…"

Impulse: NO MORE BOMBS. I'M TAKING YOU TO JAIL.

Roswald: "IM TOO YOUNG!"

Impulse: You committed terrorism and you think you're too young to go to jail?? You're dumber than you look, and that's saying something. You're selfish, stupid, reckless, and a psychopath!

(Fun Fact: Impulse is normally extremely patient, but at this point he's just fed up)

(hello?)

(Whoops)

(D: I'm sorry if I offended you)

(You and kit share a braincell I swear..)

(We actually do- also I’m in a splatoon match so…)

(Me being anxious when someone takes more than five minutes to respond despite me repeatedly forgetting to do so with others: ;-;)

(And maybe I steal it sometimes idk)