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happy easter. | 3 IMMIGRANTS ARE WONDERING WHAT THE HELL EASTER IS. THE FIRST PERSON SAYS, "IT'S WHEN JESUS WAS BORN."; THE SECOND PERSON SAYS,"IT'S WHEN THANKSGIVING HAPPENED."; THE THIRD PERSON SAYS, "BULLSHIT, IT'S WHEN THEY WHIPPED HIM AND KILLED HIM ON A CROSS AND WHEN HE COMES OUT AND HE GOT RESSURECTED 3 DAYS LATER. AND WHEN HE COMES OUT OF HIS HOLE ON EASTER, IF HE SEES HIS SHADOW THERE IS 6 MORE WEEKS OF WINTER." | image tagged in easter | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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AsherBasher777
0 ups, 8mo,
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-9999999999999 Social Credit, I'm Christian.
a_florida_and_french_man_yum
1 up, 8mo,
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It wasn't meant to be anti-christian.... I love god bruv.
a_florida_and_french_man_yum
1 up, 8mo
IT IS ALSO DARK HUMOR GET A GRIP!
AsherBasher777
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I quote, James 3 6-10, God says

"The tongue also is a fire, a world of evil among the parts of the body. It corrupts the whole body, sets the whole course of one’s life on fire, and is itself set on fire by hell.

All kinds of animals, birds, reptiles and sea creatures are being tamed and have been tamed by mankind, but no human being can tame the tongue. It is a restless evil, full of deadly poison.

With the tongue we praise our Lord and Father, and with it we curse human beings, who have been made in God’s likeness. Out of the same mouth come praise and cursing. My brothers and sisters, this should not be.

This points out how God hates cursing and/or cussing. I quote from your meme, "bulls**t" and "what the h*ll Easter is" and in John 14:15 God says "If you love me, you will keep my commands."

My point: Love God, keep his commands.
a_florida_and_french_man_yum
0 ups, 8mo
I'M CHRISTIAN AND HELLENIST!
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3 IMMIGRANTS ARE WONDERING WHAT THE HELL EASTER IS. THE FIRST PERSON SAYS, "IT'S WHEN JESUS WAS BORN."; THE SECOND PERSON SAYS,"IT'S WHEN THANKSGIVING HAPPENED."; THE THIRD PERSON SAYS, "BULLSHIT, IT'S WHEN THEY WHIPPED HIM AND KILLED HIM ON A CROSS AND WHEN HE COMES OUT AND HE GOT RESSURECTED 3 DAYS LATER. AND WHEN HE COMES OUT OF HIS HOLE ON EASTER, IF HE SEES HIS SHADOW THERE IS 6 MORE WEEKS OF WINTER."