STICK YOUR TONGUE IN A PLUG
SUCK A PIPE OF EXHAUST
MAKE SOME TOAST IN THE TUB
NAIL YOURSELF TO A CROSS
HOLD YOUR BREATH 'TIL IT'S GONE
DRINK A GALLON OF MACE
BE GAY IN IRAN
LET OPRAH SIT ON YOUR FACE
JUMP OFF OF A BRIDGE
SKINNY DIP IN A FLOOD
SKY DIVE ATTACHED TO A FRIDGE
DRINK A HAITIAN GUY'S BLOOD
BREAK INTO THE ZOO
GIVE THE TIGER A SHOVE
EAT A PHILLIP'S HEAD SCREW
MARRY COURTNEY LOVE