this is satire i really dont care that much

I'm not vegan for reasons, I can live without meat but there is a fact angainst veganism

💣︎⍓︎ ■︎♋︎❍︎♏︎ ♓︎⬧︎ 🕈︎♋︎●︎⧫︎♏︎❒︎ ☟︎♋︎❒︎⧫︎⬥︎♏︎●︎●︎ 🕈︎♒︎♓︎⧫︎♏︎📬︎ ✋︎ ●︎♓︎❖︎♏︎ ♋︎⧫︎ 🗏︎📁︎🖰︎ ☠︎♏︎♑︎❒︎♋︎ ✌︎❒︎❒︎□︎⍓︎□︎ ☹︎♋︎■︎♏︎📪︎ ✌︎●︎♌︎◆︎❑︎◆︎♏︎❒︎❑︎◆︎♏︎📪︎ ☠︎♏︎⬥︎ 💣︎♏︎⌧︎♓︎♍︎□︎📪︎ 🖰︎🖮︎📂︎📁︎🗐︎📬︎ ❄︎♒︎♓︎⬧︎ ♓︎⬧︎ ❍︎⍓︎ ♍︎□︎■︎♐︎♏︎⬧︎⬧︎♓︎□︎■︎📬︎ ✋︎♐︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎ॐ︎❒︎♏︎ ⬥︎♋︎⧫︎♍︎♒︎♓︎■︎♑︎ ⧫︎♒︎♓︎⬧︎ ⧫︎♋︎◻︎♏︎📪︎ ✋︎ॐ︎❍︎ ◻︎❒︎□︎♌︎♋︎♌︎●︎⍓︎ ♎︎♏︎♋︎♎︎📪︎ ❍︎◆︎❒︎♎︎♏︎❒︎♏︎♎︎ ♌︎⍓︎ ❍︎⍓︎ ♌︎❒︎□︎⧫︎♒︎♏︎❒︎📫︎♓︎■︎📫︎●︎♋︎⬥︎ ☟︎♋︎■︎🙵 💧︎♍︎♒︎❒︎♋︎♎︎♏︎❒︎📬︎ ☟︎♋︎■︎🙵 ♒︎♋︎⬧︎ ♌︎♏︎♏︎■︎ ♌︎◆︎♓︎●︎♎︎♓︎■︎♑︎ ♋︎ ❍︎♏︎⧫︎♒︎ ♏︎❍︎◻︎♓︎❒︎♏︎ ♐︎□︎❒︎ □︎❖︎♏︎❒︎ ♋︎ ⍓︎♏︎♋︎❒︎ ■︎□︎⬥︎ ♋︎■︎♎︎ ◆︎⬧︎♓︎■︎♑︎ ❍︎♏︎ ♋︎⬧︎ ♒︎♓︎⬧︎ ♍︎♒︎♏︎❍︎♓︎⬧︎⧫︎📬︎ 💧︎♒︎□︎❒︎⧫︎●︎⍓︎ ♋︎♐︎⧫︎♏︎❒︎ ❍︎⍓︎ 🗄︎📁︎⧫︎♒︎ ♌︎♓︎❒︎⧫︎♒︎♎︎♋︎⍓︎📪︎ ☟︎♋︎■︎🙵 ♍︎♋︎❍︎♏︎ ⧫︎□︎ ❍︎♏︎ ⬥︎♓︎⧫︎♒︎ ♋︎ ❒︎♋︎⧫︎♒︎♏︎❒︎📪︎ ⬧︎♒︎□︎♍︎🙵♓︎■︎♑︎ ◻︎❒︎□︎◻︎□︎⬧︎♓︎⧫︎♓︎□︎■︎📬︎ ☟︎♏︎ ♋︎⬧︎🙵♏︎♎︎ ⧫︎♒︎♋︎⧫︎ ✋︎ ◆︎⬧︎♏︎ ❍︎⍓︎ ♍︎♒︎♏︎❍︎♓︎⬧︎⧫︎❒︎⍓︎ 🙵■︎□︎⬥︎●︎♏︎♎︎♑︎♏︎ ⧫︎□︎ ♍︎□︎□︎🙵 ❍︎♏︎⧫︎♒︎♋︎❍︎◻︎♒︎♏︎⧫︎♋︎❍︎♓︎■︎♏︎📪︎ ⬥︎♒︎♓︎♍︎♒︎ ♒︎♏︎ ⬥︎□︎◆︎●︎♎︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎■︎ ⬧︎♏︎●︎●︎ ◆︎⬧︎♓︎■︎♑︎ ♒︎♓︎⬧︎ ♍︎□︎■︎■︎♏︎♍︎⧫︎♓︎□︎■︎⬧︎ ♓︎■︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎ ♎︎❒︎◆︎♑︎ ⬥︎□︎❒︎●︎♎︎📬︎ 👍︎□︎■︎■︎♏︎♍︎⧫︎♓︎□︎■︎⬧︎ ⧫︎♒︎♋︎⧫︎ ♒︎♏︎ ❍︎♋︎♎︎♏︎ ⧫︎♒︎❒︎□︎◆︎♑︎♒︎ ♒︎♓︎⬧︎ ♍︎♋︎❒︎♏︎♏︎❒︎ ⬥︎♓︎⧫︎♒︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎ 👎︎☜︎✌︎📬︎ ✋︎ ⬥︎♋︎⬧︎📬︎📬︎📬︎ ♋︎⬧︎⧫︎□︎◆︎■︎♎︎♏︎♎︎📪︎ ✋︎📬︎📬︎📬︎ ✋︎ ♋︎●︎⬥︎♋︎⍓︎⬧︎ ⧫︎♒︎□︎◆︎♑︎♒︎⧫︎ ⧫︎♒︎♋︎⧫︎ ☟︎♋︎■︎🙵 ⬥︎♋︎⬧︎ ♋︎ ❖︎♏︎❒︎⍓︎ ❍︎□︎❒︎♋︎●︎ ❍︎♋︎■︎ ♋︎■︎♎︎ ✋︎ ⬥︎♋︎⬧︎📬︎📬︎📬︎ ⧫︎♒︎❒︎□︎⬥︎■︎📪︎ ♍︎□︎■︎♐︎◆︎⬧︎♏︎♎︎📪︎ ♌︎◆︎⧫︎ ✋︎ ⬥︎♋︎⬧︎ ♋︎●︎⬧︎□︎ ◻︎♋︎❒︎⧫︎♓︎♍︎◆︎●︎♋︎❒︎●︎⍓︎ ❖︎◆︎●︎■︎♏︎❒︎♋︎♌︎●︎♏︎ ♋︎⧫︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎ ⧫︎♓︎❍︎♏︎📪︎ ⬧︎□︎❍︎♏︎⧫︎♒︎♓︎■︎♑︎ ♒︎♏︎ 🙵■︎♏︎⬥︎ ♋︎■︎♎︎ ⧫︎□︎□︎🙵 ♋︎♎︎❖︎♋︎■︎⧫︎♋︎♑︎♏︎ □︎♐︎📬︎ ✋︎ ⬥︎♋︎⬧︎ ❒︎♏︎♏︎●︎♓︎■︎♑︎ ♐︎❒︎□︎❍︎ ♋︎ ♍︎♋︎■︎♍︎♏︎❒︎ ♎︎♓︎♋︎♑︎■︎□︎⬧︎♓︎⬧︎ ⧫︎♒︎♋︎⧫︎ ⬥︎♋︎⬧︎ ◻︎□︎♓︎⬧︎♏︎♎︎ ⧫︎□︎ ♌︎♋︎■︎🙵❒︎◆︎◻︎⧫︎ ❍︎⍓︎ ♐︎♋︎❍︎♓︎●︎⍓︎📬︎ ☟︎♋︎■︎🙵 ⧫︎□︎□︎🙵 ❍︎♏︎ □︎■︎ ♋︎ ❒︎♓︎♎︎♏︎ ♋︎●︎□︎■︎♑︎📪︎ ♋︎■︎♎︎ ⬧︎♒︎□︎⬥︎♏︎♎︎ ❍︎♏︎ 🙰◆︎⬧︎⧫︎ ♒︎□︎⬥︎ ❍︎◆︎♍︎♒︎ ❍︎□︎■︎♏︎⍓︎ ♏︎❖︎♏︎■︎ ♋︎ ⬧︎❍︎♋︎●︎●︎ ❍︎♏︎⧫︎♒︎ □︎◻︎♏︎❒︎♋︎⧫︎♓︎□︎■︎ ♍︎□︎◆︎●︎♎︎ ❍︎♋︎🙵♏︎📬︎ ✌︎■︎♎︎ ✋︎ ⬥︎♋︎⬧︎ ⬥︎♏︎♋︎🙵📬︎ ✋︎ ♎︎♓︎♎︎■︎ॐ︎⧫︎ ⬥︎♋︎■︎⧫︎ ❍︎⍓︎ ♐︎♋︎❍︎♓︎●︎⍓︎ ⧫︎□︎ ♑︎□︎ ♓︎■︎⧫︎□︎ ♐︎♓︎■︎♋︎■︎♍︎♓︎♋︎●︎ ❒︎◆︎♓︎■︎ ⬧︎□︎ ✋︎ ♋︎♑︎❒︎♏︎♏︎♎︎📬︎ ☜︎❖︎♏︎❒︎⍓︎ ♎︎♋︎⍓︎📪︎ ✋︎ ⧫︎♒︎♓︎■︎🙵 ♌︎♋︎♍︎🙵 ♋︎⧫︎ ⧫︎♒︎♋︎⧫︎ ❍︎□︎❍︎♏︎■︎⧫︎ ⬥︎♓︎⧫︎♒︎ ❒︎♏︎♑︎❒︎♏︎⧫︎📬︎ ✋︎ ❑︎◆︎♓︎♍︎🙵●︎⍓︎ ❒︎♏︎♋︎●︎♓︎⌘︎♏︎♎︎ ⧫︎♒︎♋︎⧫︎ ✋︎ ⬥︎♋︎⬧︎ ♓︎■︎ ⬥︎♋︎⍓︎ □︎❖︎♏︎❒︎ ❍︎⍓︎ ♒︎♏︎♋︎♎︎📪︎ ♋︎■︎♎︎ ☟︎♋︎■︎🙵 ♒︎♋︎♎︎ ♋︎ ◻︎♋︎❒︎⧫︎■︎♏︎❒︎📪︎ ♋︎ ❍︎♋︎■︎ ■︎♋︎❍︎♏︎♎︎ ☝︎◆︎⬧︎⧫︎♋︎❖︎□︎ ☞︎❒︎♓︎■︎♑︎📪︎ ♋︎ ♌︎◆︎⬧︎♓︎■︎♏︎⬧︎⬧︎❍︎♋︎■︎📬︎ ☟︎♋︎■︎🙵 ♏︎⬧︎⬧︎♏︎■︎⧫︎♓︎♋︎●︎●︎⍓︎ ⬧︎□︎●︎♎︎ ❍︎♏︎ ♓︎■︎⧫︎□︎ ⬧︎♏︎❒︎❖︎♓︎⧫︎◆︎♎︎♏︎ ⧫︎□︎ ⧫︎♒︎♓︎⬧︎ ❍︎♋︎■︎📪︎ ♋︎■︎♎︎ ⬥︎♒︎♏︎■︎ ✋︎ ⧫︎❒︎♓︎♏︎♎︎ ⧫︎□︎ ❑︎◆︎♓︎⧫︎📪︎ ☞︎❒︎♓︎■︎♑︎ ⧫︎♒︎❒︎♏︎♋︎⧫︎♏︎■︎♏︎♎︎ ❍︎⍓︎ ♐︎♋︎❍︎♓︎●︎⍓︎📬︎ ✋︎ ♎︎♓︎♎︎■︎ॐ︎⧫︎ 🙵■︎□︎⬥︎ ⬥︎♒︎♏︎❒︎♏︎ ⧫︎□︎ ⧫︎◆︎❒︎■︎📬

SHUT YO INBRED DONALD TRUMP FRUIT LOOKIN HEMORRHOID LOOKIN ***

UP YOU HAVEN'T SHOWERED IN SO LONG I CAN SMELL THE COLOR OF YOUR HAIR

Sniff

Brown...

****, THAT'S WHAT YOU SMELL LIKE

YOU LOOK LIKE A GOBLIN SHARK THAT ATE THREE POUNDS OF BEANS AND THREW UP ALL OVER ITSELF

YOU TAKE THE EXPRESSION "GO **** YOURSELF" TOO LITERALLY

YOU'RE SO LONELY THAT THERE'S A DEAD STINKBUG ON YOUR WINDOWSILL NAMED FRED AND YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM

YOU HAVE THE MENTALITY AND MATURITY OF A NINE YEAR OLD THAT DEALS DRUGS

YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE IS AS DISLIKED AS A MODERN SPONGEBOB EPISODE THE ONLY WAY YOU MAKE MONEY IS GIVING OBAMA ******** AND STILL ONLY GETTING PAID MINIMUM WAGE

YOUR CLOTHES ARE MADE OF CARDBOARD AND POCKET LINT

YOU ARE THE URBAN DICTIONARY DEFINITION OF RUSTY TROMBONE, SPEAKING OF BONE, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A ****** IS AND WILL NEVER HAVE TO USE ONE BECAUSE YOU'RE SINGLE, LONELY, AND YOUR **** IS SO SMALL YOU FORGOT WHERE IT IS

IN MAYAN SOCIETY, BIG NOSES AND FOREHEADS WERE CONSIDERED ATTRACTIVE, YET, THEY'D STILL FIND YOU UGLY

YOU LOOK LIKE A FISH AFTER BEING CAUGHT THIRTY TIMES

I'm tryna help a friend out bro