Actually, it is. If you go 7 years without wowie-ing in her zowie until you wonder seed, every cell in your body will have died and been replaced, technically meaning you regained your virginity. So, technically, losing your virginity can be a boomerang, but with how horny MSMG is, I suspect the majority of people's boomerangs will hit trees and land in the backyard of that one neighbor with the bulldog named Princess.
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