Communist beany (dark mode)

So I (372,383,102,383m) and my (372,383,102,383m) dog (-28m) were playing (fortnite) on my (372,383,102,373m) ps5 (ps5) and my dog (-28m) ate a chocolate bar (feastables mr beast) and he pooped (all over the house) (39m) and I (372,383,102,383m) got really mad, and turned green and big, and yelled "HULK SMASH!!!!" and killed my dog (-28m), so reddit, am i the ass hole!??!?!!?!?

Edit (1): Thanks for the (upvotes) (20) My wife (2f) saw this post and divorced me (372,383,102,383m) and I (372,383,102,383m) sniped her (ak-47) and she died, so am I (372,383,102,383m) the ass hole for that!?

Hey beany it's been a really long time since I've talked to you lol.
Remember me at all?