I was only nine years old. I loved LeBron so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to LeBron every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "LeBron is love", I would say, "LeBron is life". My dad hears me and calls me a f****t. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of LeBron. I called him a c**t. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's LeBron. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "Wanna sprite cranberry?". He grabs me with his powerful black hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for LeBron. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for LeBron. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please LeBron. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. LeBron looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all black now". LeBron leaves through my window. LeBron is love. LeBron is life.
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