Milk but he's stuck in the loop

I mean music's kinda everywhere like even basic rhythms like a clock ticking

It's not magic, it's cosmic radiation during The Merging.

(Pretend I put this in quotes 😭)

"..ohh.. so it's just different science.. I wonder how rocks can be alive.. then again, I'm talking to a slime person right now.."

pleasedontfallinlovepleasedontfallinlovepleasedontfallinlovepleasedontfallinlovepleasedontfallinlovepleasedontf

alright thank you

i'm sorry i got carried away i forgot it was such a sensitive topic i didn't mean to upset you i'm sorry i won't bring it up anymore don't be angry i'm sorry

it's fine just don't mention it anymore
don't worry

i'm sorry i won't talk about it ever again i'll be a better friend i'm sorry i'm like this

nonono stop you're spiraling get ahold of yourself
I just don't want to hear mention of it ok

i know and i should have known not to bring it up before now but i didn't because i never f**king pay attention everything i ever do is about myself i never think about how my actions might make other people feel i'm so sorry

It's okey bro the only reason I'm not saying I forgive you is coz there's nothing to forgive

so what you're saying is you don't hate me

Of course not

oh okay thank god :)

Yeah :)

We all forget sometimes

i shouldn't be forgetting this much i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm so so sorry

no man I'm more forgetful than you
But
Just try to not bring it up ok??

i know i won't bring it up ever again i'll purge it from my memory please don't hate me please still be my friend i'd be a wreck without you

Of course bro
It's just that I never forget it and don't like being reminded of it

i'm sorry i'll never talk about it ever again please forgive me i'm sorry i'm really sorry i mean it

IM NOT FALLING IN LOVE FOR THE GELATIN

DONT F**K THE JELLO MR

IM NOOTTTTT SHE'S JUST INTERESTING FROM A SCIENTIFIC PERSPECTIVE

YEAH SURE YOU WANT A "BIOLOGY LESSON" LIKE THAT ONE TIME DONT YOU

dude
I don't

i'm joking i'm sorry i'll stop

She giggled.

*he starts thinking*

"Though, we prefer to use the term 'goomans.'c

"oh. Apologies."

"It's alright. We're used to being called Slime people and whatnot."

"by who?"

"Everyone outside the kingdom."

"Ooooh. So it's a lie?"

"not a lie. A lie is when you say something is true or that you'll do something, but you don't, or it isn't true. This is a work of.. imagination! Pretending and such. That's what actors do. They act!"

"....Huh. How do I know if something isn't pretend?"

"well, uh.. it takes some common sense! If something is extremely unreasonable, it's likely fiction. Of course, it could be real. But probably not."
*He yaps for like 15 minutes*

"...So you're telling me a man who got in a giant rocket and landed on a moon is real...but a big fluffy animal that talks isn't...?"

"..well, that first one is science! There's logic and reasons why a giant rocket expelling fire and put a person on a rock in outer space! But animals cannot talk! There's science that goes against that!"
*she's never gonna get to listen to TUSOUD is she 😭*

"My parents owned a Rubalope that spoke a whole lot."

"what
What's that"

"Ethem said it looked like a jackalope, made out of rubies."

"..ah, jackalopes, I've heard of those things.. antlered rabbits.. made of gems.. I'm guessing your world runs on different rules..mabye even magic.."

I like to imagine she was real confused when Ethem showed it to her

"WHAT INSTRUMENTS ARE THEY USING"

"WHAT IS A PIANO

Atheria: "bro what are you listening to"
Mr: "oh it's uhh lemon demon here have a listen"
Atheria: "lemon what"
and it's like feeding a flavor blasted goldfish to a medieval serf 😭😭😭

"I LIKE VIBRATIONS IN ME EARS"

"do you like it bro"

"UH-HUH"

"awesome. Not a lot of people are a big fan of it. Oh here comes the best part."
*Don't hang up yet. I'm not done. I'm an EXPERT. I'm THE ONE.*

"Oooo, what's this 'Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny'? Is it a tale of an epic battle?"

"uhhh sorta it just sings about like a ton of fictional characters and famous people fighting I think it was the first one I listened to by this guy"

"...What does fictional mean?"

"Not real
Like, uhh.. a story! About something that didn't really happen, but it's made up coz it's amusing!"
*Oh boy they're gonna be here for hours*