McDonalds Triangle

man harbinger didn't have to do that bro

It's exactly what he would do 😭

did the medievals have coffee???

It was introduced in the 1600s so not really

I bet the first time he took coffee his whole body vibrated so hard his armor clanking sounded like a percussion instrument 😭

"This stuff is bitter, what is thi-"
Several hours later

"Tonight, on Lightway News, reports come in of a man in knight armor destroying cars with a hammer."

"aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA GET THIS DEMON JUICE OUT OF MEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeee"

"I WILL PURIFY THESE DEMONIC CONTRAPTIONS"

Mr: "WAIT *catching breath* STOPPP THEY JUST *panting* THEY MOVE PEOPLE"

"WITH THE HELP OF DEMONS"

"NO THEY JUST RUN ON OIL"

WHERE I COME FROM IF WOMEN ARE SMART WE DROWN THEM *HEAVY METAL STARTS PLAYING*

"ok don't say that in front of people you'll be ridiculed and shunned
but kill these guys"

"I don't hate all women, only the magic ones"

Illy:

"ok we'll talk later"

I would like to announce that that was a joke and Harbinger is not a mysoginist 😭

good

"Here, take a look"

*it's literally The Fallen Guardian*

Mr: "...
..I need a moment"
*And then he spends like the next two days rewatching Vita Carnis to see if he's a Monolith or a Mimic*

He is an ANGEL CORRUPTED BY ROT

how's he supposed to know that all he knows is that it looks familiar he probably doesn't even know that Harbinger is an angel

Twink angel

dumb twink angel

"Why do you force me to wear the ears of a cat upon my head"

😭
Mr: "ok these guys you can smite them all you want"

"THEY COVER MY HOLY LIPS WITH THIS RED PASTE"

"that's a cosmetic that women typically wear
they're calling you feminine
smite them
smite them all
kill them on sight even"

His savior protects him 🗣🗣

Harbinger's guardian angel figuring out how to make Harbinger survive a nuke:

Fridge

problem solve

Erm actually Harbinger himself is rumored to be an angel so he would not have a guardian angel ☝️🤓

bro think he Gabriel Ultrakill 😭😭😭
The government watching Harbinger catch and return the missile:

Illy: Hey Mr look I found these cool magic glasses that lets you see people in the future *looks at Mr with them*

*he looks the mostly same coz oddities don't age past young adulthood (additionally they don't die of old age)*
"What does it look like?"

"Mostly the same"

*looks at Harbinger*

*huh*

"That is a big flesh creature"

Mr:

IT MEANS THAT GOD HIMSELF STRUCK YOU DOWN

well why would he do that when he's wrong?? Oil isn't demons its dinosaurs???

IDK 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️

mabye harbinger is like incredibly lucky and lightning struck the hammer only after Mr snatched it

😭

the fact that a man covered in metal holding a lightning rod in a thunderstorm didn't get struck by lightning but someone who just so happened to take it from him did is insane

Harbinger is just built different

Got that real life Dream luck

Real

like he could lay down on train tracks and come out unharmed

"TAKEN FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL"

"you are very uneducated
underground isn't the underworld"

"SILENCE MASKED DEMON"

Mr realizing he can't convince Harbinger that he isn't a demon due to his abnormality:

*insert big metal hammer approaching his skull with several thousand newtons of force*

nah
I'd win

THE POWER OF GOD 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

THE POWER OF SCIENCE *centrifugal force in this case* 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥❗❗

*STRUCK DOWN BY THE FIRE OF GOD*

wym by that??