Milk but he's from Boston (thanks Rotisserie)

today in top gar

insmoke theis henny
hammod fixes a boatch

and james does f**king nothings

James you sodding twitbag stop filing the tools

huh
huh what
it's 12:00 and I'm feeling sick what's top gear about

British people and cars

And doing silly and stupid things with them

ah I think I know this
"WILL WHAT HAVE YOU DONE"

"I put the premium in my Toyota Prius and it exploded"

"YOU BLITHERING IDIOT YOU BLEW UP THE REST OF THE GAS STATION TOO
HOW ARE YOU UNSCATHED??"

"I was wearing my carhartt jacket :3"

"your what"

"It's a tough jacket

Also I stole your hood to use as a car door"

"my hood?"

"Yeah your car hood"

"you mean to tell me that even though you stole from MY CAR you STILL used the WRONG PART for the WRONG PURPOSE??"

"We're in the bloody dessert where would we find a golf cart

"whatever man you need to ask first"

"Well I know you'd say no"

"IF YOU KNEW THAT THEN DON'T DO IT"

"Well it kinda works"

"will
what
did
I
tell
you
about
touching
my
stuff
without
asking"

"Well my seatbelt doesn't work and I don't wanna tumble out the car"

"then buy one"

"But I don't got the quid for it"

"the what"

"Money"

"you're a prince you're rich"

"Well the producers didn't want us to buy a Ferrari and travel across the desert"

"I'm mean just buy a seat belt
you can buy a golf cart seatbelt and put it on a car"

OH the chaos