Chrono bean stare

ONE MOMENT I'LL BE TELLING SOMEONE TO PUT THEIR FOOT IN A HYDRAULIC PRESS WHILE I'M HOLDING A BAG OF POP CORN PREPARED TO ENJOY THE SHOW; AND THE NEXT MOMENT I'LL BE IN SOMEONE'S MEMECHAT GIVING THEM ACTUALLY VALUABLE LIFE LESSONS AND TIPS WHEN THEY'RE IN A DARK PLACE