Good choice
SHUT YO INBRED DONALD TRUMP FRUIT LOOKIN HEMORRHOID LOOKIN ***

UP YOU HAVEN'T SHOWERED IN SO LONG I CAN SMELL THE COLOR OF YOUR HAIR

Sniff

Brown...

****, THAT'S WHAT YOU SMELL LIKE

YOU LOOK LIKE A GOBLIN SHARK THAT ATE THREE POUNDS OF BEANS AND THREW UP ALL OVER ITSELF

YOU TAKE THE EXPRESSION "GO **** YOURSELF" TOO LITERALLY

YOU'RE SO LONELY THAT THERE'S A DEAD STINKBUG ON YOUR WINDOWSILL NAMED FRED AND YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM

YOU HAVE THE MENTALITY AND MATURITY OF A NINE YEAR OLD THAT DEALS DRUGS

YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE IS AS DISLIKED AS A MODERN SPONGEBOB EPISODE THE ONLY WAY YOU MAKE MONEY IS GIVING OBAMA ******** AND STILL ONLY GETTING PAID MINIMUM WAGE

YOUR CLOTHES ARE MADE OF CARDBOARD AND POCKET LINT

YOU ARE THE URBAN DICTIONARY DEFINITION OF RUSTY TROMBONE, SPEAKING OF BONE, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A ****** IS AND WILL NEVER HAVE TO USE ONE BECAUSE YOU'RE SINGLE, LONELY, AND YOUR **** IS SO SMALL YOU FORGOT WHERE IT IS

IN MAYAN SOCIETY, BIG NOSES AND FOREHEADS WERE CONSIDERED ATTRACTIVE, YET, THEY'D STILL FIND YOU UGLY

YOU LOOK LIKE A FISH AFTER BEING CAUGHT THIRTY TIMES

SHUT YO B*CH*SS UP MOTHERF*CKER YOU LOOK LIKE A SPERM WHALE HAD FUN WITH RIPLOS THEN THEY THROUGH YOU OUT CAUSE THEY THOUGHT YOU WERE A FLAT BREAD

3-MONTH OLD CABBAGE ON STEROIDS LOOKING *SS

SHUT THE F*CK UP BREAKING BAD STAN PLAYS GARTEN OF BAN BAN LICKS ANYONES HANDS

YOU LOOK LIKE A THAT PARROT SH*T OUT A ROCK AND NAMED IT DADDY BECAUSE ITS THE ONLY FATHER FIGURE YOU'VE EVER HAD

No offense tho- :3