Yeah. I love beating the shit out of my kids with my belt. "YOU SPILT MILK ON THE COUNTER AGAIN YOU LITTLE ASSHOLE! GET DOWN HERE!" My son crying his eyes out while his two sister watch. "Please daddy, stop. Please. OW! WAH! OW! WAH WAH" "THIS HURTS ME MORE THAN IT HURTS YOU!!!" SMACK SMACK SMACK That's what children these days are missing, right? Holy f**k.