So the other day I did something that my boifriend didn't like. We were sitting in a bar enjoying company of friends. He put his feet on my crotch area while we were busy conversing amongst ourselves. I could feel his toes rumnage around my pants, making me hard as a rock.
I looked over and noticed his seductive expression. With veins popping out of my temple, I furiously typed a message and sent it to him. "I'm gonna destroy that bussy tonight! I'm gonna f**k you so hard that your shit will fall out of your ass for a week and you have to wear diapers. I'm gonna put your weewee in a cage and make you watch me f**k your mom". He blushed and slid over a bottle of maple syrup.
Oh hell yes, i thought as I skilfully opened the syrup and poured it over his little toes before pulling out my massive cock. I was careful not to let my friends see his feet enveloping my raging boner. Disgusting slimy noises echoed but were drowned out by the music and loud chatter in the bar.
I came so hard that my cum landed right on his pants. He suddenly pulled out his own cock and used my cum as lube. His tiny prick couldn't even get hard. I trained him well. He put a finger up his ass, hitting his prostate and finally came.
Anyway, we left the bar a few hours later. The next day I accidentally put his hamster in the microwave and killed it.
AITA?
