Jesse, we have to cook

Why the hell is that the image. No imapropriatcy. Reported. For Inaprorpaite.

She's in her lizard form, which means boob is not boob

Reported. FOr inapropriate.

i need the link for the website

"yo miss natti"
"Please, just call me Illy"

Illy would blow up a meth lab, crawl out with only her top half, and go "well that didn't go well"

"Illy I'm telling you if we put lizard tail in this this Chinese guys are sure to buy it"
"Hmmmm
Ok"

Jesse why tf are you hanging out at this chicken place

"listen I met this pink demigoddess lizard lady with a triangle head and-"
"what did I tell you about using the blue"

Lmao

"bro I swear the only reason she isn't with me right now is coz we used her bottom half to make this stuff to sell to chine-"
"how many fingers am I holding up"
"what"

"Hey Mr. Goodman, I'm Illy, I got in real big trouble with the government"

"don't worry, I'll protect you. Now, what are they accusing you of?"

"Pretending to be a human"

"...
..what"

"You see, I use magic to pretend to be a human

Cause the government doesn't really like magic pink lizards roaming around

But they kinda found out"

"...
What do you mean magic pink lizard WHAT ARE YOU"

"Uh....a magic pink lizard

"BUTWHATWHHUH"

"With a triangle for a head"

"I think we're gonna have to rule for insanity here"