Beetlejuice

SO LAT, WHAT ARE YOUR QUALIFICATIONS? WELL I HAVE THROWN TOILET PAPER, BOUNTIES AND HOSPS AT THOUSANDS, I HAVE BEEN A PROMINENT TORN FORUM ANTAGONIST, I SUCCESSFULLY PULLED OFF THE BIGGEST FACTION VAULT THEFT TO DATE - HAD A PRETTY GOOD TIME DOING THAT; I'VE BEEN MEMED SINCE ABOUT 167 TIMES - AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT.