Lmao

KARAT
😭

karat my beloved

😭😭😭

Is that like the unit of measurement
24 karat gold

lol

oh no he's going to use a gold ingot 😨

hes gonna hump it

BROOO
they're like the size of a stapler
and they're VERY heavy because they're VERY dense

real...

He'd probably break his "seltzer bottle"

fr

*CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CRUNCH*
*PAINED HONK*

wht if i bite gam's dic k off

Nah you'd be too late he'd probably damage it in a clown accident like an overstuffed clown car or landing crotch first on a unicycle or a nuclear wedgie or something

rip gambulge

BAHA
"Rip lil honker"

sylc told me it’s canon that Sollux has 2 nooks and bulges

1. what
2, MANGELA CAYFALOG

bro think he Mandela catalogue