Roasting time

Ok then try me, my favorite Pokémon is lucario

🥱 I need something way more to trigger me

I got something: he’s f**king carried in smash. It requires no skill to play him at all and I bet a blind infant can take a stick with him

Jokes on you I don’t use him in smash 🤣🫵

Well still

Don’t do my own job for me

Sorry dude 🤣

Not trying to trigger anyone lmao
Just a friendly neighborhood memer

Ok

oshawott, glaceon (first Pokemon card), and those bad*ss Pokemon they add in almost any gen

Glaceon: ill cut you some slack because it’s your first card but DAAAAAMN don’t keep a girl only because she has nice hair

Oshawott: another cute baby that you would delete everything on your computer for

Greninja, give me your best.

Done that already, you can see

magnemite

Cute little guy that you’d probably rob a bank for

ok, yes, I would rob a bank (and potentially nuke it) if there was a magnemite

Haha I knew it

yep, you did

Ceruledge

Emo. Emo. Emo.

I don't see how those two are correlated

Bro ceruledge is like the most emo Pokémon out there

Take one look at Morgrem

And Oinkologne

meh those aren't as emo in my book (maybe the female oinkologne is)

I don't see how Ceruledge is emo

It’s a literal edgy dark type sword mon
Also if you’ve seen its design then you’d change your mind

my favorite pokemon is skeledirge. i had a Skeledirge named Sobek who was paralyzed and survived a crit, rain boosted expert belt boosted hydro pump from dratyons kingdra due to affection and then shook of the paralysis.

Average gen 9 fan

the rest of my team was Spark, the shiny luxray who i founded almost immediately after beating klawf, Sol the volcarona, Glacier the baxcalibur , Citadel the toxapex, and finally there was Roswell the magnezone. i know how bad the type overlap is but they worked well together.

Noice

My team was

Skeledirge
Lucario (shiny from mystery gift code)
Garchomp
Alolan Exeggutor
Miraidon (the other one)
Darkrai (mystery gift)

thats pretty cool also every once and i while i'd swap in meltdown the Muk who had the Jumbo mark

Yeah i swapped out Dr. Bustdown the Hitmontop and Duraludon every once in a while

Blaziken

I’m not gonna roast my boi

Tyranitar

Have you by any chance watched or even heard of Godzilla? Either that or you’ve been caught up in the six-year-old funk

Six year old funk?

You’re a six year old that thinks that the only good Pokémon are pseudos

Oh… that’s not completely true, I also like crobat and magnezone

I already did crobat so ill do magnezone

SPACE PHASE

True…
True for crobat as well

Mimikyu

I can’t roast you for that one. That’s actually one of my favorites too

Good ending

I can, but I'm asking permission first because I don't want to be rude

Go ahead

Ight bet