Roasting time

Why

Because its funny and it gives me something to do

Um ok

Although I can already tell which one is your favorite

Which

It’s in your username lmao

Wrong

Really
Then what is it

Zeraora

That’s the equivalent of putting flames on a dodge charger

?

It looks unnecessarily cool

Oh

Ok then try me, my favorite Pokémon is lucario

🥱 I need something way more to trigger me

I got something: he’s f**king carried in smash. It requires no skill to play him at all and I bet a blind infant can take a stick with him

Jokes on you I don’t use him in smash 🤣🫵

Well still

Don’t do my own job for me

Sorry dude 🤣

Not trying to trigger anyone lmao
Just a friendly neighborhood memer

Ok

Tyranitar

Have you by any chance watched or even heard of Godzilla? Either that or you’ve been caught up in the six-year-old funk

Six year old funk?

You’re a six year old that thinks that the only good Pokémon are pseudos

Oh… that’s not completely true, I also like crobat and magnezone

I already did crobat so ill do magnezone

SPACE PHASE

True…
True for crobat as well

Skarmory >=3

Still ain't tryin, eh, buster? Point to chat.

You probably have an odd phase in your life don’t you

I have already been roasted by someone, but greninja (I know I am going to regret this)

You have a ninja phase that you still haven’t got out of since you were six

And your favorite Pokémon?

Blaziken (i know I’m gonna get roasted)

Uh… *trying and failing to come up with decent roasts*

See you can’t hahahaha

I can

Shoot

Out of all the dragons, mythical creatures and amazing designs, you chose a fighting cock as your favourite pokemon

i mean when you're talking about design, blaziken has an amazing design compared to most "dragons"

Yeah. But think about it on paper. Still take it lightheartedly as Blaziken is also my boi

no one can really roast my boi because he roasts other people instead

Yeah me boiiii Blaziken!

You have a kung-fu phase that you still haven’t got out of since you were six

Nah

Crobat

Lemme guess you have other favorite mons that have extra limbs