repost 4 sillyneko to stfu

root beer! i love how root beer feels when i put it inside of me! it feels so good when i move its amazing bottle back and forth inside of me!! sometimes i kiss root beer on the lips! i want root beer to marry me! we can have little root beer babies and have soda sex! BBG=big brown soda!!! ROOT BEER PLEASE CUM HERE SO I CAN SUCK ON YOUR NICE BIG BOTTLECAP! ROOT BEER MAKES WANNA GROW EXTRA GENITALIA JUST SO I CAN F**K MULTIPLE ROOT BEERS AT ONCE!!!

As a wisconsinite, true

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root beer! i hate how root beer feels when i put it inside of me! it feels so bad when i move its amazing bottle back and forth inside of me!! sometimes i throw root beer in the trash! i want root beer to get away from me! we can have little root beer garbage and have pepsi!!!!

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