Buff Doge vs. Cheems

that is a complete load of Poppycock

How dare you you absolute nonce!

*GASP* I'm appalled that I would ever be addressed as so!

Do not fret, as I have addressed him as something far worse than you could possibly imagine good sir

I applaud you for your chivalry my good man

I must ask you to shake my hand good sir

ok

How dare you address someone as such, when you yourself are nothing but the smoke bubble on my pipe good sir

I am utterly shocked at this insult! How can you possibly believe you are better than me? You, my good sir are incredibly unbelievable. It would even be an honour for you to be the tissue I commonly use to clean my shoes!

Good sir, you must clean your mouth out, with those foul words you’re spouting. I don’t even know how many bars of soap it would even take

My mouth is clean, just only with the people I choose it to be.