1.create the funni spidr guy
2.he is an oc now
3.yo, he kinda looks like Webber from DST
[horrifying discovery]
4.wait a go***mn minute R34 artists make NSFW of Webber
5.Webber is canonically a minor
6.well this f**ked up in every way, shape and form.
[idea]
7.make Spdr 18 years of age
8.strive to get this dingus popular
9.when the prev step is done,suddenly there is a different low detailed, humanoid spider. and it doesn't require making child pornography
10.assuming the R34 artists learn Webber is a minor, this new Spdr guy becomes of interest
11.less pornography of Webber
12.Spdr basically just takes the bullet for Webber
13.success, at the price of being sexualized.