Bruv

As an Englishman, you’re not wrong…

Ok bo'le' o' wa'ah

Ok paaaaayyyyynts

Pan-ts is how it's pronounced not paynts

Payn-t-ss

What your trying to pronounce is P-ain-ts ay makes the ai sound

It's pronounced p-an-ts mr hail the queen

God save the king, and you most definitely say paynts

Mr cuppa tea

Lol

Mr fish and chips (fries, an American food also called French fries due to the way they are cut called frenching)

Why is everything french

French fries aren't French they are American and called French fries dude to the cutting method called frenching

I know, I’m trying to say that if something is moderately interesting, it has “French” before it:
French fries - actually American
French toast - actually English
French horn - actually English