splendor: for the love of God don’t do anything too silly

Sculk Dragon: *distant roar*

Splendor: ?

Gem: "Greetings, strange creature!"

Splendor: ??

Gem: "Your wings look... fascinating."

Splendor: Thanks

Gem: "You are welcome."

Splendor: Who are you

Gem: "I am Geminine, but please call me Gem!"

Splendor: Hello

Databoot: *pulls out a rpg-7*

Splendor: …oh

Databoot: *aims it at him*

Splendor: Why’re you doing that

Databoot: *He fires it, but confetti starts coming out of it*

UO: Found a can of soup here.

(Time to make Splendor and BlackHole f**k each other /hj)

BlackHole: *Walking on a cloud up in the sky*

Splendor: Thank you

BlackHole: Can we have children?

Splendor: …what

BlackHole: ...

Splendor: What

BlackHole: Nothing

Splendor: …what DNA did you take from me

BlackHole: .....Normal DNA

Splendor: …I won’t get mad if you tell the truth

BlackHole: I am telling the truth

*grabs her by the shoulder and gives a death stare*
Splendor: You sure?

BlackHole: Yeah...

Splendor: …really.

…okay

BlackHole: ^^

Splendor: I think i’m going to leave, if that’s okay

BlackHole: That is okay

Splendor: Bye, for now

BlackHole: Bye! ^^

Splendor: Goodbye

BlackHole: *Gone*

Splendor: …oh

Thank God this isn’t canon, meaning I won’t have to remember this

BlackHole: Thank god

Splendor: …may you please get off of me now

BlackHole: If you do one simple request

Splendor: …what

BlackHole: I need some of your dna so would you please stay still so I can extract it from you and then give it to canon BlackHole?

Splendor: Oddly specific, but okay

BlackHole: *Grabs a syringe and pokes it into Splendor's arm*

Splendor:…

BlackHole: *Gets off Splendor and takes the syringe out of his arm* Thanks *She teleports the syringe into the canon realm

Splendor: *rolls to the side*

What are you trying to do here, cause it’s getting frustrating

BlackHole: Love~

Splendor: Uh

BlackHole: Is it not working?~

Splendor: Is what not working

BlackHole: Seducing you is not working~
Why?~

Splendor: I can’t be manipulated in any way. Seduction included

BlackHole: Oh...

Splendor: why do you even want to do that to me

BlackHole: Feelings

Splendor: *slight panic*

BlackHole: Hehe~
Is it fun?~

Splendor: N-not really

BlackHole: Come on~

Splendor: Let go

BlackHole: No~

Splendor: Dude, what the heck’s up with you

BlackHole: Nothing, hon~

Splendor: Get off, this isn’t funny

BlackHole: *Kisses Splendor*

(istg)
Splendor: …

BlackHole: *Walks down to Splendor*

Splendor: Hello

BlackHole: *She turns into her NSFW form and pins Splendor down to the ground*

(hehe)

Splendor: Hey, what’s the-

…oh, right

BlackHole: ? What do you mean?

Splendor: You’re trying to jokingly flirt

BlackHole: What makes you think I am joking?~

Splendor: …wha-

BlackHole: *Grabs Splendor's mask and takes it off his face* Hehe! *Kisses him before he can even think*