Yeah

Aight so how old is he

Like 6 months to one year old

Soo, is he in like that town in Texas where it's illegal to not own a gun

I'm not sure, but his parents are irresponsible

Yeah is that gun like his crap?

Like don't give your child a gun

His gun might be poop

I don't think so

And this mf parent only cares about the phone when there is a very deadly weapon in his go***mn diaper like"WhY dO yOu HaVe A pHoNe At ThIs AgE" like do you not notice that he has a literal glock-19 in his diaper

Welcome to America.

His crap must be explosive if he has a phone while being this young

*accidentally pulls trigger*

CERTIFIED AMERICA MOMENT

Baby:Eh
Man:Thats a baby with a gun
Man:BABY WITH A GUN
Man: Im calling the police...they hung up
Man:Its a baby with a gun
Man:Confort eating
Man:Thats just sugar
Man:Oh it a baby with a gun
Man:Baby with a gun
Man:Who sent you was it Brian ill buy him a new tub
Man:Does my insurance cover babies with guns....oh really

Man:how about we trade okay I'll
give you this and you give me that now
isn't that better
I'm really stupid oh so nice is it no
huh I'm a man with a gun what are you
you're a baby with a gun you're nothing
I'm sorry that was mean you don't
deserve that you're young let's take
mine
where's the baby that's the baby why
don't you leave get out of my house
I'm hiding in the fridge now you know I
kind of want him to see me so when God's
like oh hey Tom how did you die me like
I know God maybe I was shot by a baby
with a gun
you're a sick baby when they're gone
you have to leave
oh look at this little baby oh no it's
got a gun
I have to move

nah, bro stay strapped, he was raised right. I approve, true american

Ignore the glock 19 in his diaper. welcome to America.