Mayu: "I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT! (SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG'S A B-)"

X: Yippee!

Mayu: "I'm Mayu, one of you dad's friends! Nice to meet you!"

Tala: Mau!

Mayu: "Awwwww!"

X: I know, she's learning so quick

Mayu: "Hey, I could babysit if you want me to."

X: if by any means that me and tekai are both out you'll probably be my first choice

Mayu: :D

Tala: yay!

Mayu: "And this time, theres more people!"

X: finally, been meaning to see some other people

Mayu: "It's always nice to meet new people!"

X: I know right. Speaking of new people.....

Mayu: "?"

X: *steps Through a portal* one sec

Mayu: "Ok..."

X: I want you to meet my daughter, Tala *shows her Tala*

Mayu: "Awwww, hi Tala!"

Tala: hewo

I've come to make an announcement, shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass mother f**ker, he pissed on my f**king wife, that's right. he took his quilly dick out and pissed all over her. and he said his dick was, "this big" And I said that was disgusting. so I'm posting on my Twitter.com, shadow the hedgehog, you have a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except waaay smaller. now see what my dong looks like. *BOOSH* Yeah that's right baby! all points! no quill! no pillows! look at it it looks like two balls and a bong! He f**ked my wife so guess what, I'm gonna f**k the earth! That's right, this is what you get!! MY SUPER LASER PISS! except I'm not going to aim for the earth, no I'm gonna go higher... I'M PISSING ON THE MOON!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA! I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 24 HOURS TILL THE PISS DROPLETS RAIN ON THE EARTH! NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO

(I did this out of memory)

LMAO I ACTUALLY WANTED TO DO THIS FOR MY MONOLOUGE IN THEATRE AND THEY LET ME SOMEHOW

HOW?!

I had to change some of the wording a bit but I still managed to make it funni lmao