make mr. goody-two-shoes SUFFER

Think of how many atoms are in your body

Splendor: A lot

Saike: now think of how many people died today

Splendor: a lot, but death is natural

Saike: yea Idk how to make you flinch or anything

BRING IN THEM

Splendor: What-

*aphrodite atlas and nacla come in*

Splendor: Uhh, hello

Nacla: hey~

Atlas: hi~

Splendor: Who are you

Nacla: you’ll remember after we’re do E with you~

Splendor: That doesn’t answer my question

Atlas: don’t care~

Splendor: And didn’t your hair use to be purple?

Atlas: shut up~

Splendor: …oh, okay

Nacla: *swiftly knocks him down*

ok im back

Splendor: *flies back up* Rude.

A five-mile hike through Hell itself

Make it 5000000000000¹⁹⁹³⁶⁴ miles

Splendor: I’ve been there before. It’s nice to look at the souls of the damned cry for help, it makes you feel like you’re better than them.

Zevver: hey splendor are you technically alive, like do you have cells

Splendor: Dunno

(It should cut to them kissin-zevver: JK I AM NOT DOING THAT

Splendor: EW WTF

Zevver: don’t look at me look at the f**ker behind the screen

Splendor: ok

Zevver: well I guess the goal that that guy set was met

Splendor: I don’t know

Zevver: lemme check*he pokes splendor very slightly*

Splendor: …

…

(i was gonna make him say “clip your fingernails god f**king damn” but it doesn’t fit him)

Zevver: you good man
(Lmao that actually makes sense based on how zevver cuts things)

Splendor: yeah

Zevver:okay…look I’m sorry it’s just that cosmic forces somewhat within are understanding want me to severely traumatize you

Splendor: okay

Zevver: yeah I kinda don’t want to

Splendor: Okay

Zevver:So what now

*Someone straps him to a chair and makes him watch a live feed video of the universe dying and every angel and God himself dying*

Splendor: …AUUGH

*he gets back in the tub because of the pain*

*It hurts even more to be in the bathtub*

Splendor: WHAT IS HAPPENING

Splendor: …hello?

******

Splendor: Hello??

*Time to bathe you in an entertaining fire*

Splendor: …

(what)

*The man: Come on*

Splendor: *tries to get out of the bathtub*

*It hurts more than anything and it seems to take a million years*

Splendor: auugghhh

*It is more painful than anything Splendor has ever felt*

Splendor: That’s… concerning

But it isn’t real

?: It is

Splendor: Then why am I alive?

?: You are going to suffer forever

Splendor: Is that so?

*Everything goes black and Splendor wakes up in a bathtub*

Splendor: …wha

*The bathtub is slowly drained of water*

Splendor: where on Earth am I

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