splendor chair

X: yo

Splendor: Hello

X: why are you on a chair

Splendor: I think it’s a meme or something

X: oh

Nu Techno: Hey, sorry but you just got in my way!

(I will be fine
This place shall burn to ashes)

Splendor: -What on Earth are you doing?!

Nu Techno: He is "testing" you

Splendor: …oh

Omega Maniac: *Shoots the ground a few inches away from Splendor's face*

Splendor: Hm.

Omega Maniac: Good one

Splendor: …

Omega Maniac: *Shoots at Splendor*

Splendor: …ow

Omega Maniac: You were supposed to flinch but good job anyways

Splendor: …why

Splendor: Oh, i’m sorry

(whar)

Nu Techno: It is alright sir

Splendor: I’ll move

Nu Techno: You don't have to move, sire

Splendor: No, it’s okay

Nu Techno: *Holds out his hand for a handshake*

*handskaek**

Nu Techno: I think my brother is here....
Omega Maniac: *Falls out of the sky and lands on the ground* Hello

Splendor: Hello

Omega Maniac: *Laughing like a maniac*

Splendor: …

Omega Maniac: *Holds Splendor up into the air* He looks like one of those ugly motherf**kers!

Splendor: Okay

Omega Maniac: What is your name?

Splendor: I am Splendor. Who are you

Omega Maniac: I am Omega Maniac

Splendor: Okay

Omega Maniac: *throws Splendor to the ground*

Splendor: Ow

Omega Maniac: *Whole heated laugh as he points his gun at Splendor's head*

I promise honey I can feel your pain

And maybe I enjoy it just a little bit to much

Does that make me insane?

Haven't been the same since I expired

Wha

Splendor: okay

Omega Maniac: So what are you?

Splendor: An angel

Omega Maniac: An angel? Strange, thought you were an alien species

Splendor: We take the forms of many species, while some angels are humans, others are not

Omega Maniac: Oh, that makes so much more sense

Splendor: Yeah

Omega Maniac: Want to fight?

Splendor: nah

Omega Maniac: Sorry but we need to