0. THESAURUS DINOSAURUS
FINISHED: 16TH; HEY LIL BITCH! WHY WOULD YOU TURN ME IN THAT FIRST CORNER AT THE FINAL LAP?! OH SHUT UP YOU DINOSAUR WITH WISH.COM PROSTHETICS ARMS! I'M ONLY RACING FOR WINS! 86. CHICK HICKS
FINISHED: 9TH; WELL, YOU WERE NEVER ON A SPOT TO EVEN WIN THAT RACE. WHATEVER! I HOPE YOU FAIL POST-RACE INSPECTION! DANG. THAT ESCALATED PRETTY QUICKLY.