What's Now Magically and Medically
Delicious in the 2020s, Bart Simpson? The Pfizer Salad Bar Complete With
Moderna Mushrooms, J&J Junebugs,
Earthworm Antifalafel, Beyond Meat
Bacon Bits, LGBTurnips; All Doused in
BaLsaMic Vinaigrette to Defeat the Im-
plicit White Supremacy of Ranch Dress-
ing. Progress Has Never Been Tastier.
Hail Our Benevolent Billionaire Overlords. He Avoided the Gulag for One More Day! "We Didn't Spike Your Drink--
We Just Vaxed Your Lettuce!"; OzwinEVCG