You got banned from every zoo in your state because every time the monkeys see your hairline they turn into curious george

lol best roaster ever

You thought Distrokid was the Green Lantern's sidekick., that Dunkin Donuts was an NBA All-Star proteam, that Smash Bros was a gay porno mag and that Taco Bell was a yeat preset on FL Studio looking ass

You wore an adidas track suit to your grandmothers funeral.

You thought smash bros was a gay porno magazine your grandmother's casket is a gogurt tube and your grandfather was cremated inside of a easy bake oven

WAIT EASY BAKE OVEN XD

By your meme I assume that you love God. Shame he doesn’t love you back

*death*