If you had me for 24 hours..

I would blindfold you, bind you so that you cannot move, unaware of your surroundings, you are afraid. you feel the car driving, you are in the trunk. you hear water. you fear i will drop you into there and drown you. I rip off your blindfold to reveal we are in an aquarium. your draw drops as I hand you a 8 foot shark plushie.

That took a pleasantly unexpected ending

i read too many books about murder :)