What the heck did you just say about me, you little scallywag? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Harvard Law, and I’ve been involved in numerous Supreme Court cases, and I have won over 3000 cases. I am trained in constitutional law and I’m the top lawyer in the entire US court system. You are nothing to me but just another defendant. I will sue you the bejesus out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, pleb. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can bankrupt you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare oratory. Not only am I extensively trained in maritime law, but I have access to the entire legal staff of the Walt Disney Company and I will use copyright law to its full extent to sue your miserable ass off the face of the platform, you little prick. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your goofy tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you fool. You’re sued, kiddo.