Meanwhile me (truly happened btw):
"oh wow what's this? Joe Biden walked off the stage while he was supposed to be giving a speech? oh- OH god hahaha! bro walked up to a baby and they pulled the baby away from him! bruh and all he had to say for that was "Sorry guys but that baby was so gosh darn cute that i could not help it". well at least he didnt smell the baby, that guy is a creep. imagine an old guy just coming up to you and grips your head....