Rp with pink Venus

Splendor: Hey, I know you. I thought your hair was blue though?

(he is clueless)

Venus: Oh? who are you?

Splendor: I am Splendor. You’re Venus, correct?

Venus: indeed~

Splendor: You’re doing that thing with your voice. I hear everyone do it, like that flirty tone

Venus: yep! Now, angel to god... Please leave me alone

Splendor: what

Venus: I'm trying to break this girl, and would advise you not to interfere.

*she turns to leave* Alright toodles~

Splendor: Why do you want to break her?

Venus: eh, personal issues

Splendor: …like what? Maybe I could help

Venus: That one exactly

Splendor: …oh. Why don’t you just find a different vessel?

Venus: I just hate her in particular

Splendor: …do you have a plan on who to use after she’s gone?

Venus: nope! I'm keeping her alive!

Splendor: Oh. Welllllll… i’ll just sit back and watch whatever your plan is, provided it doesn’t hurt her too badly. That’s sorta my thing as an angel, to protect everyone

Venus: No promises~

Splendor: …okay…

Venus: nope! this is a one woman job, thankyouverymuch

Splendor: Not with crushing her, I mean helping you deal with your feelings

Venus: Nope! this is the perfect plan.

Splendor: Hm.

Who in specific are you trying to hurt?

Venus: Oh it's simple. Venus.

Splendor: But aren’t you Ven-

Venus: well yes, but no

Splendor: …let me guess, it’s a split personality thing where the blue haired Venus is a different person

Venus: Well... My real name is Aphrodite. so I'm using her body

Splendor: Like the one from the Greek mythology?

F Ivan: AHHH!!!!! (Pink Venus is a person he is really scared of)

Venus: Oh hey~

F Ivan: *Smacks her*

Venus: *she catches it*

F Ivan: ?!?!?!??! HOW?!?!?!? I WAS MOVING AT THE SPEED OF F**KING LIGHT!!!!

Venus: I'm a god, silly~

F Ivan: I know that
I thought that by moving at the speed of light that you wouldn't be able to defend-eh whatever, anyways, get the f**k away from me or else

Venus: you kinda came to me.

F Ivan: I stumbled upon you. There is a difference

Venus: Still

F Ivan: *His armor appears on him* And if you even think about it. *He points his flamethrower at Venus's neck* I will make sure that there is a fight

Venus: *she straight up dissapears*

F Ivan: *His amor disappears* Actually, maybe we could go for a round or two~

Hijoni: uh.. hi

Venus: hello~

Hijoni: who are you?

Venus: I'm Venus.

Hijoni: ok, I’m Hijoni

Venus: nice to meet you, cutie~

(Please tell me he's older than 18)

Hijoni: uh

You too

(He’s 18 1/2)

(oh okay we're safe)

Venus: so what are you doing out here?

Hijoni: where are we?

Venus: just in the streets

Hijoni: I mean

Idk what I was doing

(AAAAAAAAAAAAA)

Deimos: alright then

Hijoni: :/

Venus: nope! I force them

Hijoni: …what

Venus: :)

Hijoni: uh…

*slowly starts to back away*

Venus: *gets closer*

Hijoni: uh.. don’t..

Venus: oh good, you're resisting~

Hijoni: I don’t wanna make him take over…

Venus: who?

(LETS GO I GOT AN S RANK ON THE BOSS)

Hijoni: leave me alone please

(Nice!)

(Grrrr)

(Dude?)

(i'm playing pizza tower)

(Yea I see, but can we rp?)

(I'll try)

Venus: you were probably out here against your own will

Hijoni: wdym

Venus: anon

Hijoni: I mean I just got summoned here

So idk

Venus; probably him

Hijoni: ok

So what do you do?

Venus: sex

Hijoni: uh

Venus: did I stutter?

Hijoni: so… you just do sex?

Do you get paid or something?

Venus: only if you say the magic word~

Hijoni: uh.. please?

Venus: good boy *she kisses him on the cheek* I'll be back one day though~

Hijoni: uh

*walks away*

Hey demios guy?

Deimos: what's up!

Hijoni: do you know a person named Venus?

Deimos: um... No?

Hijoni: well I might need to summon you when she’s around..

Deimos: oh really?

Hijoni: yea.. she’s weird

(I SUMMON YOU HUH NEAT)

(I beat floor one and two under 2 hours holy shit)