Ask Ja- I mean, Harley anything or RP ig

Saike: wsg jade

Harley: "MY NAME. IS NOT. JADE."

Saike: whatever you say

Jade

Harley: >:(

Saike: so wsg

Harley: "I got stuck at home."

Saike: whar

Harley: "Nvm. I broke my arm the other day!"

(If you didn't know, people asking if Harley's first name is Jade is a Homestuck reference)

Saike: oh

cool

Harley: "And now my brothers wont let me out of the house, so I snuck out!"

Saike: that’s not good

Harley: "But I couldn't do anything fun :<"

Horny Police 1: "Hey, is that Jade?"
Male 8: "BOOB POPPING TIME-"
*HP2 tackles Male 8*

Harley, being a child: "I think I need a restraining order."

HP1: "Yeah. Hey, get Jade a restraining order!"

Harley: "My name isn't Jade-"

HP1: "Then why does it say Jade on your birth certificate?"

Harley: "My brother did that. I'M GONNA KILL THAT BI-"

*Rapid Minecraft door opening*

Harley: "..?"