MY STAGE MOM COMPOSING A METICULOUS, FORMULAIC THEOREM TO DETERMINE THE MOST OPTIMAL STRATEGY FOR MY SIX YEAR OLD SELF TO INCORPORATE INTO MY PERFORMANCE OF “I WISH I WAS AN OSCAR MAYER WEINER” SEVEN MONTHS BEFORE THE OSCAR MAYER WEINERMOBILE HEADED TO MY TOWN ON A TALENT SEARCH TO FIND THE NEXT KID TO STAR IN THEIR COMMERCIALS
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