I wish I had good comebacks… like these things I wish I said
Annoying kid: do you wanna eat me out?
Me: that’s so gay (laughs)
(A guy actually did ask me that)
The next time those weird ass “Anti-LGBTQ cult” kids say something homophobic to me I’m gonna go “Oh I’m shaking in my custom baby seal leather boots” and just walk away and flip them off; Boredom; Origins - Beat Saber OST 3