kids arent snowflakes (a lot of them are, that's a lie)

DAWN SFTU BEFORE WE SPAM YOU AGAIN

root beer! i love how root beer feels when i put it inside of me! it feels so good when i move its amazing bottle back and forth inside of me!! sometimes i kiss root beer on the lips! i want root beer to marry me! we can have little root beer babies and have soda sex! BBG=big brown soda!!! ROOT BEER PLEASE CUM HERE SO I CAN SUCK ON YOUR NICE BIG BOTTLECAP! ROOT BEER MAKES WANNA GROW EXTRA GENITALIA JUST SO I CAN F**K MULTIPLE ROOT BEERS AT ONCE!!!

oh gingerale, i love gingerale. i want gingerale inside of me! a long hard gingerale bottle! nice and green, perfect for me. me and gingerale have a special type of chemistry! the sloshing of the gingerale bottle when its inside of me makes me so HORNY!!! ohhh gingerale please get inside of me, PLEASE!!! I WANT GINGERALE PLEEEAAASE!!!!!!!!!!!! I GONNA BUST GINGERALE!!!! GINGERALE COMING OUT OF MY BALLS!! GINGERALE ALL OVER THE WALLS!!! GINGERALE IN BATHROOM STALLS!!!!

bro wtf

based 5 year old

I don’t blame him