I have never heard a more valid statement

W

I know that I am not a top or bottom, i am okay with either

Real

Nah, I AM ADOLF HITLER, COMMANDER OF THE THIRD REICH. LITTLE KNOWN FACT, ALSO DOPE ON ZE MIKE!

You aren't submissive and breedable, you are a MINOR go do your homework it needs to be submitted and readable

correct
but I'm still a top

I never knew that :3