MY NAME IS ARTOUR BABAEVSKY. I GROW UP IN SMAL FARM TO HAVE MAKE POTATOS. FATHER SAY "ARTOUR, POTATO HARVEST IS BAD. NEED YOU TO HAVE PLAY PROFESSIONAL DOTO IN AMERIKANSKI FOR MAKE MONEY FOR HEAD-SCARF FOR BABUSHKA."I BRING HONOR TO KOMRADE AND BABUSHKA. SORRY FOR IS NOT HAVE ENGLISH. PLEASE NO CYKA PASTA COPERINO PASTERINO LIQUIDINO THROWERINO.