ok.
ill cook.
October 8th 1998. The first day jim was born. He was facinated with the army and the navy that he wanted to be a part of it(the photo)
19 years later of being bullied he got into a suit (more in the other comment)
He was so down bad for the army he tried to sign up.
He didnt get in. He didnt give a shit
so he blew up the entirety of the usa army and stole a general's suit.
Hes wanted by nato and the UN