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Im about to offend some religious people with this one | “I JUST READ A BOOK WHERE THE MAIN CHARACTER IS BORN WITH NOTHING BUT THEN ASCENDS TO BECOME A VERY POWERFUL PERSON, WHICH IS QUITE A COMMON CHARACTER ARC, BUT THE BIG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THIS BOOK AND MOST OTHER BOOKS IS THE MAIN CHARACTER ACTUALLY DIES. THE BOOK JUMPED THE SHARK AFTER THAT AND HE COMES BACK TO LIFE.”; “I JUST READ THE BIBLE.” | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
655 views 32 upvotes Made by Im_here_for_the_memes 2 months ago in Dark_humour
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2 ups, 2mo,
1 reply
I'm stealing this.
hope you don't mind.
0 ups, 2mo,
1 reply
Go for it dude
1 up, 2mo
I have a very christian friend and he freaking died laughing
1 up, 2mo
Lol. I'm a Christian and found this hilarious
1 up, 2mo
Sounds like a gary stu.
0 ups, 2mo,
1 reply
F**k you
0 ups, 2mo
Womp womp
0 ups, 1mo
0 ups, 2mo,
1 reply
i cant even with these kind of people genuenly obnoxious
0 ups, 1mo,
1 reply
CaN yOu BaCk ThAt StAtEmEnT uP wItH sOmE rEaSoNiNg? WhY dO yOu FiNd ThIs KiNd Of PeOpLe GeNuEnLy ObNoXiOuS? iT mAy AlSo StReNgHtEn YoUr ClAiM tO dEfInE sAiD tYpE oF pEoPlE.
0 ups, 1mo,
2 replies
ok lets see.
let me start wth WHO(defined off what they do) then i will make my way to WHY i find what they do is anoying.

these people like to call themselfs chritians but christian is an f'ed up term now, so i will elavorate. people think that if the repent once then that is enough. BUT if one had already read the bible then they would know that dont just say sorry(in this case repent) once but seven times seven(in jewish/hebrew(i forgot which one)seven is a meaning a large quantity). people like this also generaly have biases towards certan demographics. often letting steriotypes getting in the way of what could be freindship or even a long term relationship. am i being hypocrytical? depends on how you look at is. in one case in looking at peoples personalitys and not the surface of their charcter. in the other i still am looking at the surface of ones character and not seeing every cog turning in their head(in which case im sorry for not knowing what everyone thinks always).
why its anoying. its people who say that they are loving and cairing... but twards certain demographics(eg themselfs) and spread hate to all other demographics. the funnyest part is that i was this person. but look at me now making conter arguments to show why they are anoying.
am i doing this out of spite? likely. and im sorry for any distress i may have caused for anyone reading. even i you are this person. because at the end of the day were only human after all. dont put the blame on me

[to self: the look on this guys face when they see i have writen an essay][but that would be spitfull][what elce could i do?][find scary hings hestarical and pump the adreinalin in yoir veins?]
0 ups, 1mo
however i do notice that you are only questioning me.
oh and before you do that is an essay writen here without any grammar checkers so i know there will be mistakes
you want to talk abount anything? anything bugging you(could be me (i would love consructive critisism))?
0 ups, 1mo,
1 reply
I’m confused. What does this have to do with summarizing the bible in an abnormal way?
0 ups, 1mo,
1 reply
did you not read the thing?
0 ups, 1mo,
1 reply
I did, and I like the message about treating everyone as people, and the fact that you are supposed to repent seven times is interesting, but I am not sure what the relevance of this is
0 ups, 1mo,
1 reply
Also, sorry for typing the first comment like tHiS, I was just trying to make sure I didn’t come off like a jerk, and I figured jankity typing would do the trick.
0 ups, 1mo
well you did but thats settled. now for your questio... do you still have questions?
0 ups, 2mo
Bro why o why I hate you
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“I JUST READ A BOOK WHERE THE MAIN CHARACTER IS BORN WITH NOTHING BUT THEN ASCENDS TO BECOME A VERY POWERFUL PERSON, WHICH IS QUITE A COMMON CHARACTER ARC, BUT THE BIG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THIS BOOK AND MOST OTHER BOOKS IS THE MAIN CHARACTER ACTUALLY DIES. THE BOOK JUMPED THE SHARK AFTER THAT AND HE COMES BACK TO LIFE.”; “I JUST READ THE BIBLE.”