Matt: i'm at my FUCKING LIMIT

David: what do you mean at your limit

Matt: GET OUT OF MY F**KING HOUSE!

David: IM AT YOUR FREAKING WINDOW YOU SCALLYWAG

Matt: ...oh just at my window?

David: I actually have sense, unlike the others.

Chaos: *pure form* so is he *giant Kaiju thing in the distance*

Matt: FOR F**KS SAKES I JUST WOKE UP!

Chaos: I mean uh, well how do I say this, that's X in there

Matt: I DON'T CARE! DO IT SOMEWHERE ELSE!

Chaos: well it's trying to destroy the universe

Matt: ...BUT I LIVE HERE!

Chaos: steel has always been this way

Matt: ...how do I get him to stop

Chaos: we're going to have to defeat him

Matt: How?

Chaos: by destroying his Colossus and tearing him out of X

bro is NOT doing the gangnam style

LMAO

killmote commits house invasion with 12 of her holoclones

(Imagine if she immediately gets demolished by Ares LMAO)

(and then double of the amount of holoclones demolished by Ares spawn behind Ares)

(I don't think they could kill the god of WAR lol)

(well, its not really a war, its a dogpile)

(True, but he'd probably demolish them.

Yk who woudn't stand a chance tho?)

(matt? i mean the holoclones can just be flung at him from the force of Ares knocking them back)

Vernon: What's going on?

Matt: EVERY SINGLE TIME I WAKE UP, SOMEONE IS IN MY HOUSE! AND EREN ALMOST BURNT IT DOWN THE OTHER DAY!

Vernon: Jeeze, sorry man. If you need a place to stay for a while, I got some spare bunks on hand.

Matt: NO I DON'T NEED ANOTHER HOUSE I JUST NEED PRIVACY!

Vernon: There's lots of privacy there, off the grid, security, it's pretty great.

Matt: Too secluded.

Vernon: Alright, if you ever change your mind, you know where to find me.
*Vernon leaves, three Betrayed Mercs with him follow him as body guards.*

Hijoni: ?

Matt: HOW DO PEOPLE KEEP GETTING IN MY HOUSE?!?!?

Hijoni: uh

Idk

I blacked out

Snowii: "Hm?"

(imma go work on Khione's design rq)

Rose: yes dad? why are there two people in our house?

Matt: what did I say about the door...

Rose; To lock it...?

Matt: AND WHAT DIDN'T YOU DO?!

Snowii: "..."

Rose: I... didn't lock it?

Matt: ...no cooking for a weak

Rose; NOOOOO

(alr)

Matt: PEOPLE KEEP GETTING INTO MY HOUSE!

Snowii: "At least you have a house."

Matt: BUT NO PRIVACY!

Snowii: "Oh, sad :<"

Matt: I know ri- HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE?!

Snowii: "The door's open and I heard yelling so I came to check on you. Also Diana wanted me to bring you this pie."

Matt: ...wait so you're telling me the door is unlocked?

Snowii: "Yes."

Matt: ...ROSE!!!!!

Snowii: "..."

RoseTheWoomy: "I've been summoned?"

(/j btw, ik which Rose you're talking about)