Btw this just happened like 10 mins ago

Wait

So you know eachother irl?

Nah

So you're online dating??
Bruh that sh*ts weird

Dude
There's like 20 other couples on here

Just a bunch of do it doesn't mean it ain't weird

So?

killmote: what the... WE HAVE A COPLULE?!

Protos: dude, it's my creator and his bf
Astro: yep, I don't think either me or Protos can find a partner

killmote: why?

Protos: WERE LITERAL GODS. If you were to punch me your arm would mutate because of radiation, I'm the God of nuclear energy
Astro: my heart is a FRICKING NEUTRON STAR. If you were to touch me in any way you would get crushed by a number of tons that even I can't calculate! I'm the God of space btw

killmote shoots both from far away with a sniper

*the bullet casually disintegrates and the other one gets absorbed*
Protos: dude, i'm hotter than a supergiant star's core
Astro: I'm as dense as a neutron star

killmote summons a black hole... also from far away

Protos: HUH?
Astro: OK, ONLY THE SPACE GUARDIAN CAN USE MY ABILITIES

killmote uses the zenith

Protos: how did a Terraria weapon get here?
Astro: maybe inter-dimensional traveling?

killmote: i stole it from a stickman

and I am his bf!

Protos: yep
Astro: you two fit perfectly

yes!

Protos: Teddy, how did you get so damn lucky?
Me: i have no frickin idea
Astro: you always deserved him, you two are the PERFECT couple
Protos: i can agree with that, Alexis is a very nice guy and you're a sweet person. You guys HAVE to be soulmates
Me: aw, thanks guys! That means a lot
Both: of course!

<3

Protos: knew that would make you smile and blush
Astro: yep, you do blush very easily

how do you guys know that? *laughs*

Protos: Teddy tells us about you two
Astro: yeah! We might as well compliment your relationship

not surprised he does!

Protos: you deserve him NO MATTER WHAT
Astro: yep! I've never seen a relationship this wholesome and cute before

frick im blushing so hard

Protos: heh, we knew you blush easily
Astro: yeah! Watch!
*astro hugs you and kisses you on the cheek*

THIS right here, fellas
Is the match of the year

agreed

Real

Okay

Awwwww

Fr

:D

istg I’ll identify as a tomato if you keep making me blush like this

:3
*boop*

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