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flying bc no more plane tickets

you have to buy a plane ticket for everytime you takeoff

damn it

Best Beat Saber player (Idk lmao)

Only on prime number days

Idk what that means hold on

Not bad, I'll just play GTag on other days

Aight

you can only play on mobile

Beat Saber is VR only .-.

i know

>:)

Nah that can't count, it's not even a mobile game

ok uh

idk

Well I guess we wait for someone else lol

Invisibility

ligit telecanisis is :101:

I can breathe underwater!

but only with your skin. you can only breath the dissolved oxygen by your skin

:(

you breath like 10% of the air you normaly can underwater and cant realy go into bad water

awe man

but if you are in a healty river and not move you can like stay there for idk several times the average human.

Shapeshifting

shape shifting adds one proton, neutron, and electron to one random person that is within the same landmass as you(can be you). instantly turning most of said person into nitrogen and they (mostly) dissapere and enter the atmosphere

Illusions so I have one more way to scare kindergartners

you aren't allowed to us it in malicious ways

Welp there goes my plans

Fire bending

It only works on Tuesday between eight am and three pm after you have drank three cans of cranberry sprite

so if i had it i would have fire bending durring school on tuesdays.(this is a joke for purposes)

Yes if you had three cans of cranberry sprite on you

you dont see what i was implying.

I do, but it would be very suspicious to be carrying three cans of cranberry sprite

in what way?

I dunno, it’s just an uncommon drink

yeah. i dont think i have seen one.

Teleportation

Every time you teleport three people also get teleported with you making an odd situation for you and these people

teleportation because why not

Each time you do it you must sit through a 5 minuet loading screen

try to not be the first reply on everything

I'm not stopping people from replying tho

its only the first reply that counts

Ok I'll stop

shapeshifting bc ✨trans✨

Only works once a month