Saike: you are

Byrd: … your gender fluid ass can’t make the rules.

*He blushes and nosebleeds.*

Saike: Aw~

Thought that would work~

Byrd: Yeah me too~

Too bad that you’re mainly a guy!

Saike: I could change that~

Byrd: … aren’t you still pissed off at me?

Saike: maybe~

Byrd: Well… I mean we could do it for one time only~

Which is what I would say if you weren’t married or lying!

Saike: damn it

*Byrd still bleeds from his nose.*

Byrd: Now, get outta my face! You’re bothering the hell outta me!

Saike: Nah

Byrd: Should I just leave?

Saike: *shrugs*

Byrd: whatever.

*He leaves.*

Byrd: Bro. I had over 99 ex-girlfriends. The f**k do you mean that I am gay?

Saike: you know exactly why

Byrd: bro, loving you and Spark is just an exception and a condition.

Saike: *turns female*

*Byrd nosebleeds.*

Byrd: Stooopppp! Pleeeeaasssseeeee!! You’re turning me ooonnnn n!!!

Saike: gay

Byrd: NOT GAY! You just have FEMALE FEATURES!

Saike: …

Byrd: I’m right.

Saike: alright

If you’re not gay, then kiss me~

Byrd: If you’re here for a fight, then I’m not interested.

Saike: I just like annoying you

Byrd: You want me to say that thing again?

Saike: chihah, I don’t care

You’re never gonna do it

Byrd: Damn… you saw through my lie.

Saike: you don’t have the balls

Byrd: … you’re right. You still don’t forgive me for saying that, right?

Saike: yea, it’s a f**ked up thing to say

Byrd: I know… I know.

*He looks down in disappointment.*

Saike: *sits*