Two Paths

Saike: you know what to do

Spark: :)

Spark: What?

Saike: spark. I need you to do one thing.

Spark: okay, what's up?

Saike: go down that other path that says be yourself

Spatk: ...but they're both...

Saike: both what?

Spark: both of the paths represent me perfectly

Saike: do both

Spark: okay!

*he runs to one end, and then runs back to the other path*

Saike: good

Byrd: 5/5 stars. Would want to date, along with Female Saike. Next question!

Saike: hold on

w h a t

Byrd: I'm not wrong~
You jerk!
(You wouldn't mind if I use Saike in my upcoming story, right?)

Saike: *turns female*

F**k you

(Ye you can use him)

*Byrd nosebleeds.*
Byrd: UGGHHHHHH!!!!!!

Saike: why would I date you? I’m married

Byrd: Shut up, you psycho! I'd rather say that this would happen in an AU.

Saike: every single version of me would not date you

Byrd: Wrong! Every single version of you would not date THIS version of me.

*He points to himself as he says "THIS".*

Saike: what

Byrd: Your dumbass wouldn't understand.

Spark: what

Byrd: Now, I am straight. BUT-

Spark: I highly doubt that

Byrd: True. The only guys that I'm attracted to are you and Saike. That's because of the female features.

Spark: oh.

Byrd: Uh huh. That's true~

Spark: I have a girlfriend.

Byrd: Yes. I know~

Spark: you are reminding me way too much of Venus and I want to leave thankyouverymuch

Byrd: Okay. You can leave. I ain't stopping you. Oh, and you should be lucky that I don't do those "actions" like Venus.

(Imagine if Byrd actually met Venus though.)

(Which one)

(Either one. But my heart is actually going for pink.)

(...why?)

(Good question. But let's go for blue, just to be safe.)

Saike: If I’m dumb, you’re a potato

Byrd: ... If I'm a potato, then you should be the face of an ugly pig.

Saike: wow

Thought you said I was hot~

Byrd: Then, I'm lucky that you're not a pig, or dumb~

*He nosebleeds because of Saike still being in his female form.*

Oh god... what the hell am I thinking?

Saike: chihehe

Byrd: You should be glad that we ain't fighting yet again. I still have to find my brother.

Saike: really~?

Aw that’s a shame~

Byrd: I mean... you could find him with us... but NOT RIGHT NOW!

*He blushes and nosebleeds once again.*

Saike: Chihehe~

Byrd: MAN I'M OUTTA HERE!

*Byrd leaves.*