Eren: cooking =v=

Amber: umm, need some help?

Eren: No I'm fine

*The kitchen is on fire*

Amber: …can I at least put the fire out?

Eren: no I need that for the room temperature!

*Eren is now on fire*

Eren: who's making chicken?

Amber: ._. *puts the fire out*

Eren: *regenerates* aw man... the heats gone. how can I cook now... I know! *she takes out a lighter*

Amber: what are you even trying to cook?

Eren: burnt house!

Amber: ._. That's not very safe

Eren: I know!

Matt: Whats all the noi- EREN WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!

Amber: WAIT THIS IS MATT’S HOUSE!?

Eren: aw...

Amber: s t o p

Eren: okay...

Matt: YEAH THIS IS MY HOUSE!

Eren: I tried in my house but it broke down after 5 minutes

Rose: Dad?

Matt: Rose, get your mother and get outta here

Amber: *puts the fire out again* stop trying to set the place on fire Eren!!!

Eren: But I'm cooking!

Amber: YEAH BUT YOU COULDVE KILLED MATT

Eren: Matt will survive. =v=

Amber: what about Violet and Rose!!?!?

Eren: oh right they live here now.

Amber: yeeeaaahhhh

Eren: ... *continues burning the place*

Amber: *keeps putting out the fire*

Diana: "Hey, Eren!"

Eren: hello!

*the kitchen is on fire*

Diana: "Why is the kitchen on fire..?"

Eren: cooking!

Diana: "Cooking what, exactly..?"

Eren: burnt house!

Diana: "Oh coo- aaaaaand now my hand's on fire!"

Reddit Cam: Hey, I smell wood burning.

Eren: aw...

Matt: ...

Reddit Cam: What? I gotta carry them around nowadays.
*Reddit Cam puts out the fire on him effortlessly.*

Eren: *cooking fr*

Reddit Cam: What's cooking?

Eren: Burnt house!

Reddit Cam: I see.
*Reddit Cam catches on fire, but he doesn't appear to be disturbed.

Eren: yep!

Matt: Whats all the noi- EREN WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE THIS ISN'T EVEN YOUR HOUSE WHAT THE F**K?!

Reddit Cam: Hey Matt.

Matt: WHY ARE YOU HERE?! WHY IS MY HOUSE ON FIRE?!

Reddit Cam: I don't really know.

Matt: EREN WHAT THE F**K?!

Eren: =v=

Reddit Cam: Hold on, I got this.
*Reddit Cam throws three canisters of Liquid Nitrogen into the fire, they go off and the fires go out.*

Byrd: What are you doing?
Setuh: What my bro said.

Eren: cooking!

*everything is on fire*

Byrd: The whole house?!
Setuh: Yup. You're crazy.

Eren: burnt house =v=

Byrd: Bruh. I wanna know how it tastes like.
Setuh: If you want to cook a house, then get outside!

Eren: But I have to make sure the texture is evenly burnt in and out!

Byrd: Well, I think it's good enough.
Setuh: Yeah, me too.

Eren: okay!

*The three go outside.*

Byrd: So uhh... how long until we extinguish the fire?

Eren: extinguish?

Setuh: Yes, everyone has to turn off the fire just to make sure that their food doesn't break down from a lot of heat.
Byrd: ... Don't tell me you haven't thought of an extinguishing plan. Please don't.

Eren: never heard that word in my life

Byrd: Ugh!