Rose: I don't see what's wrong with eating dirt. Legos, however, are disgusting

Raft: "Dirt?! I eat me-"

ROse: OMG SAME!!!

Raft: :D

Lola: diwt?

Rose: yeah!

Lola: woa

Amber: how about some dirt facts: when people die, their bodies become dirt eventually, and waste does to.
So basically when you eat dirt, you eat dead people and poo.

Rose: ...oh so that's why I taste so good!

Amber: dirt is brown because of poo

Rose: yeah. I filter the dirt first

Amber: …you can't filter dirt

Rose: Yuh huh! watch this!

*it's literally just dirt*

Amber: nope, still poo

Rose: ...aw...

Amber: and do you have any idea how much nasty bugs and worms live in dirt? Or how many diseases are in there because of the poo?

Rose: *zad*

Amber: yeah, dirt is NOT good for you

Self cannibalism is now canon in bossfights.

Rose: yay! My mom never lets me eat pizza.

Amber: if thats the case then keep this a secret from her… she may be sweet but she scares me

Rose: yeah... last time I saw her kill a girl because Dad said hi to her

Amber: she is definitely… attached to him

Rose: I can tell. pizza here yet?

Pizza: *arrives*
Amber: yup! *gets the pizza box*

Rose: yay!

*she runs around in circles happily*

Amber: ^^ *gives her a plate with a slice of pizza*

Rose: *om noms*

Rose: Wow! this is way better than dirt!

Amber: and a fair bit healthier too ^^

Rose: :D

(and the DMC references with Rose keep coming)

Amber: if you want I can make you some other foods like fried rice, all you gotta do is ask ^^

Rose: okay!

Amber: and… please don't tell Violet about this
At least until you're older

Rose: okay!

Rose: ...okay sand it is then!

Amber: no, sand is just as bad, it's basically a billion mini rocks mixed with fish poo and ocean water

Rose: ...what should I eat?

Amber: actual food that is good for you, like salad or pizza

Rose: ...piz...za?

Amber: :O
You NEED to try Pizza! It's sooo good!

Rose: Whats a pizza?

Amber: it's food!

Rose: can I try?

Amber: yeah! I'll try and get you some pizza

UO: Eating dirt is the exact same thing as drinking mud.

Rose: Yeah I know!

UO: but... no sane person would want to be near you, I can feel my skin getting dirtier by you radiating dirt diet.

Rose: >:)

UO: You're lucky I'm in service, otherwise I'd smash your head into the ground.

Rose: I'm 12

UO: You're kidding, right?

Rose: nope.

UO: . . .
UO: You need to get into school.

Rose: I got kicked out for murder charges

UO: Alright, go to an Asylum before I get the ability to bring you there myself.

Rose: Mom said I can't go into an asylum until I'm 13

UO: There's no law for that, if your mom does care for you, she'll get you properly taught.

Rose: Nuh uh! My mom is the best person in the world! just like my dad!

UO: Well, we have to put that to the test.
*Suddenly, Rose appears in an asylum.*

Rose: ...man...